thumb smuch only
!!! ",
"Maaf saya robot koment. hadir hanya untuk koment di status .. ",
"Bos cutek lagi offlen jadi bot ditugaskan untuk koment di statusmu ",
"Bingung mo koment apa?? like this aj deh , ",
"pencet tombol like dulu di status ...okee sip!!",
"wahhhh lagi update status.. .komen dulu ah ",
"Nulis status gak perlu mikir yang penting koment hadir. stuju kan ..?",
"absen like n koment aja deh ",
"jadi harus bilang WOW ga nih ...hehehe?",
"biar di bilang eksis saya harus tetap komen,walaupun sebenarnya saya lagi offline ",
"Ampek jempol kriting tetep stia coment di status ",
"Numpang ngisi koment distatusmu ..",
"ga kan necewain deh, like this dan komen hadir selalu ",
" statusmu sip banget. pokoknya JEMPOL trus dah..",
"apapun statusnya? jempol slalu mampir di status ",
"status emang tempat nongkrong komentarku. hihi ",
"Di tungguin dari tadi,, akhirnya update status juga,, oklah tanpa basa-basi lagi kasi jempol dah",
"lupa? bru koment. biar koment paling akhir, yg penting hadir!!di status ",
"Pokoknya jadi penggemar setia postingan . Jadi slalu setia hadir untuk like n koment..ixixix. ",
" update status. waktunya like n komen..hihi",
);
//dibawah ini apa bila teman update dengan status dengan kata-kata di bawah maka akan ke komen
$comment = array(
array(
array("sepi",
"pada kemana",
"kemana",
),
array("Nih Udah ramein . hhe",
"Meski sepi JEMPOL masih setia di status .hhe",
"He'eh ni penghuni FB pada tidur kali. satu jempol cukup ga ??",
)
),
array(
array("semoga",
"moga",
"amin",
),
array("Amin .. Skalian like this juga ah. biar tambah exsis. hhe",
"Mang knapa .?",
"semoga di kabulkan ya ",
)
),
array(
array("pagi",
"pagiii",
"morning",
"selamat pagi",
"Good morning",
"met pagi",
"page",
),
array("selamat pagi juga selamat ber-aktifitas",
"hi morning to ",
"met pagi juga ",
)
),
array(
array("malam",
"selamat malam",
"godninght",
"udah malam",
),
array("selamat malam juga ",
"hi selamat malam ",
"met malam udah makan belom?",
)
),
array(
array("separuh aku",
"suaraa hati ini memanggil namamu",
),
array("nih yang nyanyi lagu itu ariel pa parto ya",
)
),
array(
array("galau",
"nyesek",
"dilema",
),
array("lagi galau ye !ke klinik tong fang aja hahhahhah",
"klau galau jngan risau",
)
),
array(
array("tuhan",
"Allah",
"ya allah",
),
array("jiaaahhh lagi curhat di fb,sana shalat trus bedoa sambil curhat...hehehhe",
)
),
array(
array("ganteng",
"keren",
"cakep",
"tampan",
),
array("makasih emang ganteng kok ",
"wah kamu bilang ganteng ya !makasih ya",
)
),
array(
array("janji",
"sumpah",
),
array("jangan janji aja harus di tepati loh..heee ",
)
),
array(
array("panas",
"panas banget",
"cuacanya panas banget",
"gerah",
),
array("nyemplung ke kolam aja biar ga kepanasan!hahahahaha",
"masuk kulkas aj ixixiixix",
)
),
array(
array("puasa",
"imsak",
"sahur",
"berbuka",
"ngabuburit",
),
array("ceileee kek puasa aja nih ",
"emank tadi puasa ya ,apa puasa setengah hari aja",
"ceileee yang puasa setengah hari...hahahahh",
)
),
array(
array("jancok",
"asu",
"kampang",
"raimu",
"matamu",
"anjing",
"babi",
"ccd",
),
array("Wew. lagi marah tetep kasi LIKE dah. hhe",
"ada apa dengan mu kok marah amat..? wkwkwkwk",
"klo marah2 cepet tua loh",
"Meski marah. tetep hadir aja dah n like this. ",
)
),
array(
array("lapar",
" ewul ",
" luwe ",
"laper",
" krucuk",
),
array("Ni makanan buanyak disini. mau ga ..? hhe",
"sama , klaparan nih",
)
),
array(
array("cinta",
"mencintaimu",
"i love u",
"lope",
"sayang",
"sayang kamu",
"love",
),
array("oh so cweeet banget makasih ya.hahahhahah",
"yang bener nih serius?",
)
),
array(
array("askum",
"asalam",
"assalam",
"mekum",
"laikum",
),
array("Waalaikumsalam warahmatullahi wabarakatuh. hihi",
"Waskum ",
)
),
array(
array("lagu",
"musik",
"sing",
"song",
"np",
"#NP",
"nyanyi",
),
array("nyanyiin dikit dong lagunya hihi",
"boleh dong kalo nyanyi dikit ",
)
),
array(
array("pamit",
"off dulu",
"ngantuk",
"bobok",
"Tilem",
"turu",
"molor",
"sleep",
"hoam",
"tidur",
),
array("met istirahat ya ",
"wew. masi jam sgini mo kmana.?",
"Walah kmana ..?",
"Ditinggal dah . hhe.",
)
),
);
$komentar = '';
$cr_kondisi=false;
foreach($comment as $cx){
foreach($cx[0] as $ct){
if(ereg($ct,$text)){
$cr_kondisi=true;
$komentar = $cx[1][rand(0,count($cx[1]) - 1)];
}
}
}
if($cr_kondisi==true && $ck==true){
return $komentar;
}else{
if($cu==true){ return $cmn_umum[rand(0,count($cmn_umum) - 1)]; }
}
}
#######################################
function com_like($cl,$ck,$cu,$tm,$access_token){
$beranda = json_decode(httphit("https://graph.facebook.com/me/home?fields=id,from,type,message&limit=100&access_token=".$access_token))->data;
$saya_cr = json_decode(httphit("https://graph.facebook.com/me?access_token=".$access_token));
if($beranda){
foreach($beranda as $cr_post){
if(!ereg($saya_cr->id,$cr_post->id)){
$log_cr = simlog($cr_post->id);
if($log_cr==true){
if($ck==true){
$url_ck = cmn($cr_post->message,$ck,$cu);
$url_ck = str_replace("",$cr_post->from->name,$url_ck);
$url_ck = str_replace("",$saya_cr->first_name,$url_ck);
if($tm==true){ $url_ck = $url_ck.wkthit().kecepatan().konter() ; }
$url_ck = urlencode($url_ck);
if($ck==true OR $cu==true){
httphit("https://graph.facebook.com/".$cr_post->id."/comments?method=POST&message=".$url_ck."&access_token=".$access_token);
}
if($cl==true){
httphit("https://graph.facebook.com/".$cr_post->id."/likes?method=POST&access_token=".$access_token);
}
}
}
}
}
}
}
#######################################
function httphit($url){
return file_get_contents($url);
}
function kecepatan() {
$waktu="
";
$gentime = microtime();
$gentime = explode(' ',$gentime);
$gentime = $gentime[0];
$pg_end = $gentime;
$totaltime = ($pg_end - $pg_start);
$showtime = number_format($totaltime, 1, '.', '');
return "$waktu [+] komen Telat $showtime detik";
}
function konter() {
$sempak="
";
$filename = 'hitcount.txt';
$handle = fopen($filename, 'r');
$hits = trim(fgets($handle)) + 1;
fclose($handle);
$handle = fopen($filename, 'w');
fwrite($handle, $hits);
fclose($handle);
return "$sempak http://cyberphreaker.net";
}
function wkthit(){
$ent="
";
$hari=gmdate("D", time()+60*60*7);
if((gmdate("D", time()+60*60*7))=="Sun"){ $hari="Minggu"; }
if((gmdate("D", time()+60*60*7))=="Mon"){ $hari="Senin"; }
if((gmdate("D", time()+60*60*7))=="Tue"){ $hari="Selasa"; }
if((gmdate("D", time()+60*60*7))=="Wed"){ $hari="Rabu"; }
if((gmdate("D", time()+60*60*7))=="Thu"){ $hari="Kamis"; }
if((gmdate("D", time()+60*60*7))=="Fri"){ $hari="Jum'at"; }
if((gmdate("D", time()+60*60*7))=="Sat"){ $hari="Sabtu"; }
$jam="Jam : ".gmdate("g:i a", time()+60*60*7);
return $ent.$ent."[ ".$hari." - Tgl : ".gmdate("j - m - Y", time()+60*60*7)." - ".$jam." ] $showtime";
}
function simlog($cr_id) {
$fname = "cr_log.txt";
$lihatiplist=fopen ($fname, "rb");
$text='';
if($lihatiplist){
$spasipol = "";
do {
$barislistip = fread($lihatiplist, 512);
if(strlen($barislistip) == 0){ break; }
$spasipol .= $barislistip;
} while(true);
fclose ($lihatiplist);
for ($i = 1; $i <= 10; $i++) {$spasipol = str_replace(" ","",$spasipol);}
$text=$text.$spasipol;
}else{$text="";}
if(ereg($cr_id,$text)){
return false;
}else{
$text = $text.$cr_id;
$w_file=@fopen($fname,"w") or bberr();
if($w_file) {
@fputs($w_file,$text);
@fclose($w_file);
}
return true;
}
}
?>